The pater

J's paternity test dodging father is getting married in the church where my aunt plays the organ and, coincidentally, the parish administrator.


Of course she told me, and I told the CSA. I also told Dad, who wants to attend the wedding along with his heavies. I'm not sure, though, how exactly a bunch of ex navy old duffers with peculiar hats and beards would scare anyone. Maybe I'm just used to them.